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Kommentarer

  • Auslinn Herd
    Auslinn Herd36 minutter siden

    okay but like isn't that what shakespeare did? he made up words and that's why he is a legend, its obviously not because he was an amazing writer. ~swag~

  • Blizzard
    Blizzard4 timer siden

    8:33 if I eat just one, I’ll puff up like a ballon and die so I think I’ll pass

  • thatoneguy
    thatoneguy7 timer siden

    One laughter is three laughs, jeez danny

  • Karma Sutter
    Karma Sutter9 timer siden

    Page: 5 almond no cancer!! Danny:...NONE!?!

  • Hi I’m your meteorologist Jamie jarosic
    Hi I’m your meteorologist Jamie jarosic10 timer siden

    4:41

  • Hi I’m your meteorologist Jamie jarosic
    Hi I’m your meteorologist Jamie jarosic10 timer siden

    I like how Danny’s job is to shit on people

  • ツSafron
    ツSafron21 time siden

    5 almmons a day: no cancer me who's alergic: well...i guess im screwed

  • jake
    jake2 dager siden

    Ate some dates, ready to kill god

  • JESSICA Diaz
    JESSICA Diaz2 dager siden

    HA

  • Parker Beall
    Parker Beall3 dager siden

    Raisins it’s the water built in, that would be grape!

  • Jackthejoke121
    Jackthejoke1213 dager siden

    Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang

  • Jackthejoke121
    Jackthejoke1213 dager siden

    Bang bang bang bang

  • Andrea Bacilio Romero
    Andrea Bacilio Romero3 dager siden

    when a teacher commits a mistake: "It,s okay, everyone makes mistakes 😊" when students commit a mistake: "YOU LITTLE SH**! WE LEARNED THIS PAST WEEK, WERE ARE YOU EVEN PAYING ATTENTION!?!?!??"

  • Ashley Hendricks
    Ashley Hendricks3 dager siden

    “They should start making raisins that have to water built into them...that would be grape!!!!!!!!” -lol

  • Ashley Hendricks

    Ashley Hendricks

    3 dager siden

    Check out 11:15 to see

  • David Pearlman
    David Pearlman3 dager siden

    Uhhhhhhh wait what happend to opening the almond's he put them down after he said he was opening them?

  • Fy jfhg Gbhfhc
    Fy jfhg Gbhfhc3 dager siden

    3:34

  • Valsema
    Valsema3 dager siden

    Eating 4 dates = become Ethan Winters. Dude literally got his heart ripped out and still can kill a godly being.

  • Tabby Brobston
    Tabby Brobston3 dager siden

    Pretty sure they're just trying to convince their followers to eat so many almonds that they get cyanide poisoning

  • Xlulip
    Xlulip4 dager siden

    I'm never getting almond benefits I'm allergic to them :,(

  • Abigail Rius
    Abigail Rius4 dager siden

    those memes gave me stage 5 brain cancer

  • But Aleeex
    But Aleeex4 dager siden

    Me: haha Danny: Wait that's illegal

  • Calebs YT Gaming
    Calebs YT Gaming4 dager siden

    Eat 3 worms a day: become god infinite diamonds in minecraft get a girlfriend Eat 4 worms: HOW DARE YOU DEFY US! INSTANT DEATH FOR YOU BITCH!

  • CraftGamerY11
    CraftGamerY114 dager siden

    If im gonna eat 30 almonds im not gonna eat them like normal people would I WOULD FUCKING EAT IT LIKE ANIMAL MY HAND WOULD BE FULL OF ALMONDS AND SHOVE IN MY MOUTH and act crazy

  • Anonymous Pigeon
    Anonymous Pigeon5 dager siden

    wait I thought that seagull sign was a joke because 1. the sign makes no sense 2. the seagull on top looks exactly like the sign

  • Bláthnaid Kelly
    Bláthnaid Kelly5 dager siden

    I wanna finish the video but I always use up my one laughter half way through

  • Roblox Player / Prince Sieggy
    Roblox Player / Prince Sieggy5 dager siden

    "Why is my life such a bitch?" I actually fucken thought you said life.

  • Celia Mick
    Celia Mick5 dager siden

    It would make sense that Danny’s dad is a vampire because he looks like a realistic twilight vampire. Like an actual teen hot turned into a vampire

  • Celia Mick
    Celia Mick5 dager siden

    Lmao the jokes are just basically r/arethestraightsok?

  • Leem_y
    Leem_y6 dager siden

    Nobody caught the, "they should make raisins with water already stored in them, that would be grape" joke. 😢

  • RobloxMasterKid97
    RobloxMasterKid976 dager siden

    the thumbnail has 6 alomonds on it-

  • ShadyBeAShooketh
    ShadyBeAShooketh6 dager siden

    why so red bby

  • nnylFsallaD
    nnylFsallaD6 dager siden

    3:10 dirty joke

  • Dino Toaster
    Dino Toaster7 dager siden

    Me know almonds make cyanide 👁👄👁

  • Gabriel's Films
    Gabriel's Films7 dager siden

    so 30 almonds!

  • Gabriel's Films
    Gabriel's Films7 dager siden

    2:22

  • Random Person
    Random Person7 dager siden

    5 almonds a day keeps the cancer away

  • Skvts
    Skvts7 dager siden

    5 Almond daily No cancer

  • Adrian
    Adrian8 dager siden

    8 almonds a day you become a god

  • once army
    once army8 dager siden

    i dont get how his wife is married but still goes to school?And what he doing'Is her p3d0?Wtf?

  • diarroboG 36
    diarroboG 368 dager siden

    9:06 instructions unclear dated four people and jumped off a bridge

  • hiitssiah
    hiitssiah8 dager siden

    Danny should have said, "that would be grape" for the raisins with the reason water built in

  • [Whitty]
    [Whitty]8 dager siden

    Sometimes i forget that he is in fact 26 years old with a house. I always tell myself hes 17

  • Emery-Grace Santos
    Emery-Grace Santos9 dager siden

    Are we not gonna talk ab how the husband is receiving a grade card for his wife, who I assume is in grade school 😃

  • ziziwai
    ziziwai9 dager siden

    “They should try making raisins that have the water built into them” Yeah that would be pretty grape.

  • n_galifi
    n_galifi9 dager siden

    11:25 "that would be pretty grape." You did not do that YOURE NOT EVEN A DAD

  • the random girl whos bad at every thing
    the random girl whos bad at every thing9 dager siden

    he said raisin water is great so i said raisin water is grape

  • antisocialbred
    antisocialbred9 dager siden

    oh shit i forgot my 5 almonds, i’m gonna get cancer

  • Subject Delta
    Subject Delta9 dager siden

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Raccoon News reporter
    Raccoon News reporter9 dager siden

    *H A*

  • the Tacogamr
    the Tacogamr9 dager siden

    Whats funny is that there’s 5 dates and 6 almonds

  • David Gohel
    David Gohel9 dager siden

    8:33 the reason he doesn't say that there are 6 almonds there is that he doesn't know any math. He just doesn't get it.

  • Rewasharma Sharma
    Rewasharma Sharma10 dager siden

    Yeeeet🌫🪲🦈🪅

  • Nicholas DeDea
    Nicholas DeDea10 dager siden

    *f u c k* now we gotta make them all do that

  • Kraken
    Kraken10 dager siden

    They realize almonds have cyanide in them right

  • Water

    Water

    9 dager siden

    Actually, only wild almonds have Cyanide. Sweet almonds still have trace amounts of amygdalin but not enough, by any reasonable measure, to produce dangerous amounts of cyanide.

  • Ion Remi
    Ion Remi10 dager siden

    I stuck to the eating regiment of eat apple Lemon 4 almonds 5 dates and 1 milk for 78 years I have ascended beyond godly hood. I have the power of time travel and can be big think past any doctor for health concerns. This universe is inadequate for my power and soon I will have to create a new on where cosmic law makes it so that apple lemon 5 dates 4 almonds and one milk IS. THE. ONLY. FOOD.

  • Jaiden
    Jaiden10 dager siden

    Fun fact: almonds have trace amounts of cyanide (one of the most fast acting and deadly poisons ever), though it's not enough to be harmful to you.

  • My Movie reviews
    My Movie reviews10 dager siden

    Actually I had two laughters

  • nuuget
    nuuget10 dager siden

    so we're just gonna gloss over the fact that that one dude's wife had a report card?

  • TokaiLemon
    TokaiLemon11 dager siden

    Did You Know - *5 almond Daily No Cancer* me - **is allergic to almonds...** Did You Know - *One Lemon Daily No Fat* me - *wait- im a lemon* 🍋 also me - 😰😭 *god save me*

  • hornet is void

    hornet is void

    10 dager siden

    Ah yes my favorite gender *lemon*

  • Orbit
    Orbit11 dager siden

    danny i know it’s been a year but ever since i laughed more than once while watching this video, the crime has haunted me ever since. i needed to turn myself in. i’m so sorry

  • BoredMemer90
    BoredMemer9011 dager siden

    "Scientists should make raisins with the water already in them" Grapes: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • Perser Brago
    Perser Brago11 dager siden

    8:20 people might think im being petty but there are siz almonds there mind you six just get it right.

  • Editsfor everything
    Editsfor everything11 dager siden

    Ghandi wasn't a legend he was really cruel

  • Tyler Joseph Schommer
    Tyler Joseph Schommer11 dager siden

    I wonder if I ate the almonds and then got cancer if I could sue for false advertising

  • Ivy
    Ivy11 dager siden

    GEG

  • Ombee
    Ombee11 dager siden

    the amount of heteronormative shit, also no, its straights sit normally, gays cant sit right

  • BLUE MooN
    BLUE MooN11 dager siden

    0:57 did anyone else say “Ha”with him? 😂😂😂

  • Curry Consumer
    Curry Consumer11 dager siden

    Me:Hiding cool big drum cutely

  • A_person
    A_person11 dager siden

    11:00 is raisin water just....... Wine?

  • Vyvy Nguyen
    Vyvy Nguyen11 dager siden

    3:38 wtf

  • The FBI guy
    The FBI guy11 dager siden

    the quicker you learn that the quicker you can dodge their attacks gay tension

  • The FBI guy

    The FBI guy

    11 dager siden

    boys are nice to look at

  • Raina Ricketts
    Raina Ricketts12 dager siden

    we should’ve just told jacob to have 5 almonds daily then no cancer 🤭

  • Laustin Space
    Laustin Space12 dager siden

    What if I eat my daily dates at 9 AM but I get cancer at 8:30? WHAT THEN, DANIEL???

  • Gregory Matter
    Gregory Matter12 dager siden

    I had a laughter. I shall now pause the video and return at a later date for another laughter

  • I Will Eat An Apple
    I Will Eat An Apple12 dager siden

    Milk Small oranges Pancake syrup Chips Coco pebbles Oat meal 1 min Dove soap bars Metal scrubs for dishes Good sponges

  • blumbeiley
    blumbeiley12 dager siden

    seagles

  • Din Djarin
    Din Djarin12 dager siden

    Well all those things eating them every day would help with weight loss, if you only have eat that and not anything else

  • Din Djarin
    Din Djarin12 dager siden

    “Wouldn’t it be great if scientists looked into raisins with water built into them? That would be grape.”

  • Zorak The Potato Man
    Zorak The Potato Man12 dager siden

    I made 2 laughter >:D

  • KrakenatYT
    KrakenatYT12 dager siden

    3:38 Title "How 2 Be Healthy" Every women now "FINally, I Can Have 2 Arms And 1 Mouth Now, FUCK yea."

  • Isobel MacDonald
    Isobel MacDonald12 dager siden

    Um hold on a second, why are we not talking about "Wife's school report card"????? I'M SORRY?? Is this man married to a school child??

  • gabrial leasum
    gabrial leasum13 dager siden

    Guys: hahas Me: savs ha till end so can wach hole vid😏😏

  • Zezzlo
    Zezzlo13 dager siden

    I came back to the vid although it was almost finished and i just clicked the video and heard- “I need pants NOW. cause I ruined my other ones😔”

  • bitch with a YouTube account
    bitch with a YouTube account13 dager siden

    This is a try not to laugh video in disguise

  • gracie_.babezz
    gracie_.babezz13 dager siden

    Trisha patata’s bussy 😌❤️

  • InhaledDeath -
    InhaledDeath -13 dager siden

    11:15 Describing a grape

  • WhyAmIHere. Bread
    WhyAmIHere. Bread13 dager siden

    12:39 gorgeous

  • Xaalderan
    Xaalderan13 dager siden

    Fun fact: almonds have a small amount of cyanide

  • Kyrah Mcknight
    Kyrah Mcknight13 dager siden

    at 8:32 there are 6 almonds, not 5

  • Nyawa Bottomley
    Nyawa Bottomley13 dager siden

    It doesn't bring glow to face

  • hope
    hope13 dager siden

    the indian experience of watching danny's videos is when u realise the cringy acc he's abt to talk abt is indian 0.5 secs into it

  • ada
    ada13 dager siden

    almond sales after this: 📈 📈

  • Ruby Driscoll
    Ruby Driscoll14 dager siden

    I can’t believe this was a year ago already

  • Ihbhvhgyby Hi yvhvu cyugy
    Ihbhvhgyby Hi yvhvu cyugy14 dager siden

    Nice watch I love apple watches⌚️

  • Pastatart
    Pastatart14 dager siden

    4 Almond Daily Small cancer

  • Brooke .-.
    Brooke .-.14 dager siden

    Yo for a sec I was like "omg all I need is to eat almonds every day and I'll be skinny" (I need help ok-) then I remembered... If I eat any tree nut my face will turn red, my tongue and throat will be itchy, I'll break out in hives, start throwing up and then, and this part it SUPER fun, MY THROAT WILL CLOSE UP AND I'LL JUST DIE But at least I'll be skinny

  • V A N M A N
    V A N M A N14 dager siden

    they be like: uoedwiuoda[wd ALMONDS eianiqpewfmap

  • FluffyBunchy
    FluffyBunchy14 dager siden

    Bruh what I low-key thought this was posted in 2019 before the pandemic whaaat

  • Suchwowitzmads
    Suchwowitzmads14 dager siden

    Ok I got this ad for a game called Go Balls and the ad was like "my wife said I play the game or she is gonna divorce me" and "my cat Tomas' plays this game" wtf

  • Gay Squid
    Gay Squid14 dager siden

    3:38 as a girl I can confirm that is exactly how I sit

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