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  • I DON'T HAVE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL
    I DON'T HAVE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL2 timer siden

    5:11, "Bill Gates is married"...uhhh

  • Jacey Disharoon
    Jacey Disharoon4 timer siden

    the amount of editing he does is insanely impressive

  • xd Ender5168
    xd Ender51689 timer siden

    Hello, this internet news. The newly divorced Bill gates just remarried his ex wife because the NOlocalr "Danny Gonzalez" said "Bill Gates is married." in a video 7 months ago!

  • ibuki simp
    ibuki simp15 timer siden

    0:56 when you're NonBinary

  • Rat
    Rat20 timer siden

    yeah danny im no girl. im a guy. a trans guy

  • Vincenzo Foglia
    Vincenzo FogliaDag siden

    The joker quote never doing it for free actually came from the dark night movie the joker said about killing batman

  • Duck says meow.
    Duck says meow.Dag siden

    “ There’s no girls watching this right ? “ Well I guess I’m a dude now 👁👄👁

  • Bailey K
    Bailey KDag siden

    My dad is rich and he is dating a girl Sometimes I don’t get you 😐😐😐😐😐

  • Bailey K
    Bailey KDag siden

    Bruh I’m a GIRL

  • Maddie makes Gacha
    Maddie makes GachaDag siden

    Hello fresh: that will be $200

  • Matrons Box
    Matrons BoxDag siden

    jeffree star: 7:59

  • Olivier Jules
    Olivier Jules2 dager siden

    Bruh when the thing said villains don't chase after girls I thought wait but aren't most movie villains chasing after a girl and capturing them for the hero to get and in real life most people I consider villains like Mass murderers from the past they all had a majority of girls that were victims. So....

  • golden doggo
    golden doggo2 dager siden

    Is nobody gonna talk abt the comment at 9:51, "How do you win without playing?" IM DEAD-

  • undefined trash
    undefined trash2 dager siden

    Danny: there’s no girls watching this, right? Me, non-binary: Where do I go help

  • Chrome kid
    Chrome kid2 dager siden

    3:00 "damn that's sad" but true, am I wrong men, and danny?

  • Steak Diane
    Steak Diane2 dager siden

    If there's one thing millionaires love, it's friends who are trying to profit off their presence

  • MinecraftGirl
    MinecraftGirl3 dager siden

    *sweating* Yup I’m a dude. Don’t worry about it.

  • Chachi Ham
    Chachi Ham3 dager siden

    im a girl.

  • EngineerGeek
    EngineerGeek3 dager siden

    When the cook said 'I'm not getting stiffed twice today' I thought you were making an inuendo haha

  • Universe
    Universe3 dager siden

    "Bill Gates is married" *Boy, did that not age well*

  • ani B

    ani B

    2 dager siden

    Ohhhhhh yesh.

  • Katie Oof7800
    Katie Oof78003 dager siden

    “If you’re good at doing something, never do it for free” Me: *watches kpop 24/7* ALRIGHT MOMMY GIVE ME MY 1 DOLLAR BILL NOW

  • AdvN
    AdvN3 dager siden

    5:10 did not age well

  • ima_dinosour123
    ima_dinosour1233 dager siden

    Danny: "there are no girls watching this right?" me: yes i am real man

  • Anita Ester Hermundsdottir
    Anita Ester Hermundsdottir4 dager siden

    Is any one here a white cis straight boy here? Just him?

  • Bellalucky13
    Bellalucky134 dager siden

    Don't minded Me the only girl waching this

  • Rhys Weyrauch
    Rhys Weyrauch4 dager siden

    yes, bill gates *was* married

  • Caldella
    Caldella4 dager siden

    Okay the post at 2:19 makes me kind of legit angry though, calling Keanu being a loner type as some sort of power, and not just an introspective person who's literally experienced the tragic deaths of multiple people around him. Seems so disrespectful to the things he's gone through.

  • the real cat noir
    the real cat noir4 dager siden

    How to be rich: #1:marry someone who’s rich #2: Go to acting school. (Optional) #3:play hitman 1,2 and 3 + tactical assassin. #4: kill the person you married. #5: Act surprised and sad. #6: profit $$$

  • Monarxsi Ramirez
    Monarxsi Ramirez4 dager siden

    Lol

  • Dukeduck
    Dukeduck4 dager siden

    Honestly, I thought there were more guys in Danny's community. Hey boys, could y'all like this to let me know you're here? I don't want to feel alone.

  • jess mi
    jess mi5 dager siden

    2:56 me when i forget to refill my antidepressants n go without them for a few days

  • Art
    Art5 dager siden

    I can confirm that I am not a girl....... mostly

  • Queen
    Queen5 dager siden

    Not me having a plan Z-

  • Dakota Corbitt
    Dakota Corbitt5 dager siden

    Here’s a good add for hello fresh. “Let me tell ya somethin about Hello Fresh the food is hella fresh”

  • Dizzle
    Dizzle5 dager siden

    Bill Gates saw all the insta posts and decided to ditch his wife.

  • Dustmopthepig
    Dustmopthepig5 dager siden

    “Bill Gates is married” Hoo boy

  • Sophia Jenkins
    Sophia Jenkins5 dager siden

    what you saying? me: a girl

  • Raul Singh
    Raul Singh5 dager siden

    After watching this I became Elon musk (true story)

  • Bob Squid
    Bob Squid5 dager siden

    The number 2 in the title tricked my brain into thinking this was your second channel, unsubscribed for your ignorance

  • Zer0 Grav1ty
    Zer0 Grav1ty5 dager siden

    You cant make money and date WOMEN but if i marry my boyfriend then its double the men and neither of us will be distracted by women so we'll make hella money

  • Neko Animator
    Neko Animator5 dager siden

    it specifically says you cant date women, right? so we can still date men.

  • Diana Bernier
    Diana Bernier5 dager siden

    Don’t pretend your bf’s manager at staples AINT gonna make you act up

  • krizonaa
    krizonaa6 dager siden

    i remember commenting on this video a while back "as a female, i can confirm we dont exist" i have now recently transitioned to a male women truly dont exist

  • Emily R.
    Emily R.6 dager siden

    5:11 Mmm well not anymoreeeEeEe

  • William Faix
    William Faix6 dager siden

    5:11 😬

  • Random Girl
    Random Girl6 dager siden

    I, too, can relate to being a man. And being a boy. Or dude. Definitely.

  • qwafy
    qwafy6 dager siden

    sometimes i forget danny is married

  • Depressed tea /depresso espresso
    Depressed tea /depresso espresso6 dager siden

    Boss Ass Dude I see what you did there lmao.

  • 1930sOriginalMan
    1930sOriginalMan6 dager siden

    "Bill Gates is married" That aged well

  • רותם בראל
    רותם בראל6 dager siden

    GirlGirls do watch this video...

  • Kat M
    Kat M6 dager siden

    Why is he actually a good motivational speaker..oh wait I should prob pay him now he can't do it for free

  • Nichelle Peters
    Nichelle Peters6 dager siden

    UPDATE: Bill Gates is getting a divorce. 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • AmberPH
    AmberPH7 dager siden

    0:16 Well, you see... Your whole fanbase is mostly girls. :/ 1 boy, and that boy is you. Just kidding.

  • Depressed tea /depresso espresso

    Depressed tea /depresso espresso

    6 dager siden

    harem....? 👀

  • kiwii
    kiwii7 dager siden

    greg passed away in the background

  • moony
    moony7 dager siden

    That one comment saying "how can u win without playing" lmao

  • alexstefctn
    alexstefctn7 dager siden

    Bill Gates isn t in a relationship now :'(

  • Architexy MF
    Architexy MF7 dager siden

    Bill Gates saw this video

  • Alex
    Alex7 dager siden

    Here from deelee

  • Miller :P
    Miller :P7 dager siden

    Hah pro gamer

  • Miller :P
    Miller :P7 dager siden

    Hah I’m a girl jokes on you I live life dangerously

  • mb connolley
    mb connolley8 dager siden

    5:10 - "bill gates is married" did not age well

  • Kiki Blair
    Kiki Blair8 dager siden

    Should be called "Telling incels that they'll get rich because they can't get laid to make them feel better".

  • Mason Wells
    Mason Wells8 dager siden

    So it’s saying to be gay

  • hornet is void

    hornet is void

    8 dager siden

    Or asexual

  • Mohammed maher but kirbo
    Mohammed maher but kirbo8 dager siden

    sus!

  • Redstar but also Skye
    Redstar but also Skye9 dager siden

    there are no girls watching this, there are demifems 😎

  • Hunter Gallant
    Hunter Gallant9 dager siden

    5:11 did not age well

  • Virginia Bolender
    Virginia Bolender9 dager siden

    " You can't be rich if your dating a women." Then date a man

  • cute rat
    cute rat9 dager siden

    all millionaires are gay. being rich is a gay thing

  • ꧁TomE꧂

    ꧁TomE꧂

    8 dager siden

    @Br Mo hahaha

  • Br Mo

    Br Mo

    9 dager siden

    I can confirm this. being rich made me gay and I took a pay cut and I’m just barely getting Bi.

  • FunkySlash65
    FunkySlash659 dager siden

    "Bill Gates is married" Damn, I miss Melinda

  • hornet is void

    hornet is void

    8 dager siden

    Did she die?

  • Liam Yates
    Liam Yates9 dager siden

    “Bill Gates is married” This didn’t age well

  • E G

    E G

    2 dager siden

    @Liam Yates still coworking though I believe

  • Liam Yates

    Liam Yates

    6 dager siden

    @hornet is void They got a divorce

  • hornet is void

    hornet is void

    8 dager siden

    What exactly happened to her?

  • IHaveToPepe Meme
    IHaveToPepe Meme9 dager siden

    Can you put more ads on? I wanna support you without losing money. Just time

  • P M
    P M9 dager siden

    “In that case, wouldn’t billionaires be single?” *Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates have entered the chat*

  • P M
    P M9 dager siden

    I love how they put Keanu Reeves for the quote about “being alone” when in reality he’s happily been in a relationship for like two years lmaooo

  • Xaalderan
    Xaalderan9 dager siden

    As a woman i can confirm that i am a man

  • pastel grindy
    pastel grindy9 dager siden

    they all dated gemini womem

  • MLprole
    MLprole10 dager siden

    Okay, this is coming from someone who has watched and really enjoyed a few of his videos. I came across his content like the other night. This is his second video I've seen of him making fun of rich people. Am I the only one who thinks it's a little ironic considering he has a net worth of about 3.2 million American buckaroos'.

  • august wren
    august wren10 dager siden

    “there’s no girls watching this right?” jokes on you danny, i’m non-binary. i have cheated the system 😤

  • akam7tsu

    akam7tsu

    6 dager siden

    fuck they’re a step above the goverment’s scheme to sell more gendered toilets!!!!

  • tommyinnit Fann
    tommyinnit Fann10 dager siden

    Ngl Danny is a B.B.B

  • Monster Addict
    Monster Addict10 dager siden

    This video was posted on my birthday :) lol

  • K Y
    K Y10 dager siden

    You know your boy had to charge the kid😂

  • Undisputed Penguin
    Undisputed Penguin10 dager siden

    Mr. Gates is no longer Married

  • Asper pee
    Asper pee10 dager siden

    Pov gender euphoria from a joke

  • ꧁ Glitched Dragons ꧂
    ꧁ Glitched Dragons ꧂10 dager siden

    I’m a female >:)

  • hornet is void

    hornet is void

    8 dager siden

    Guess you are poor

  • The Savage
    The Savage10 dager siden

    You cant make money if your dating a women. me: cough cough *gay*

  • Gilgamesh eater of bugs
    Gilgamesh eater of bugs10 dager siden

    3:49 should be on r/suddenlygay

  • Evan Vahey
    Evan Vahey10 dager siden

    5:11...... Hmmmmmmmm

  • Role_Dat_Blunt 420Stoner
    Role_Dat_Blunt 420Stoner11 dager siden

    Danny: Bill Gates is married 7 mouth later Bill Gates gets divorced

  • gabbie
    gabbie11 dager siden

    that bill gates point sure didn’t age well

  • Kate Payne
    Kate Payne11 dager siden

    “Bill gates is married” this aged badly

  • Scott White
    Scott White11 dager siden

    Bill Gates no! How could you?

  • Guinny Graves
    Guinny Graves11 dager siden

    All gay dudes during the first part of the vid: it seems that I have won

  • Preston Hammond
    Preston Hammond12 dager siden

    Guys it worked I'm now so floral skeleton god

  • Is Lando
    Is Lando12 dager siden

    "Bill Gates is married" Wow wasn't expecting this today

  • Kyle Hawkins
    Kyle Hawkins12 dager siden

    Dude here :Greg go away dude

  • Prrr
    Prrr12 dager siden

    imagine being girl ctrl+w

  • Sage Jennings
    Sage Jennings13 dager siden

    It didn't work because you didn't leave your wife

  • Sage Jennings
    Sage Jennings13 dager siden

    "We're all dudes here. There's no girls here watching, right?" Haha. Joke's on you; I'm non binary. I *snuck past the radar*.

  • Aiden O
    Aiden O13 dager siden

    I like how Danny didn’t realize that the if you’re good at something never do it for free quote was from the joker

  • Sketchy Tophat
    Sketchy Tophat13 dager siden

    The quote on winning games the comment says how do you win without playing

  • Kayden Tuna
    Kayden Tuna13 dager siden

    GET HE GIRLS OUT OF HERE

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